Archive for July, 2004

Nailing custard to the wall

Thursday, July 29th, 2004

I have recently installed IE7, a compliance patch developed by Dean Edwards that takes heroic measures to fix all the holes in the CSS support of Internet Explorer 5 & 6 on Windows. It uses CSS and Javascript to force IE into more compliant behaviour, and reduces the need for ugly style sheet hacks that [...]

Monkeys are funny period

Monday, July 19th, 2004

Jane Austen begins her most famous novel, Pride and Prejudice, with the following sentence:

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

It would have been more succinct, and far funnier (in my opinion, anyway), if she had started with:

It is a [...]

Splash out with some Sterling

Monday, July 19th, 2004

I’m getting very tired of all the dubbed foreign adverts on TV.

There seem to be more and more instances of ads on TV that are clearly foreign language ads, over-dubbed into English. A small percentage of these have clearly been designed for international use, and cleverly avoid lip sync problems. However the majority are painfully [...]

For no real reason

Thursday, July 1st, 2004

Mark Pilgrim’s weblog article about his favourite jokes has spawned some very good comments. My favourite:

A penguin, bored with the Antarctic weather, was on holiday driving through outback Australia when he started hearing a strange knocking sound from the car’s engine. Knowing how dangerous it would be for a polar sea-bird to be stuck in [...]